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If you haven’t checked it out already, here’s the first of multi-weekly blog posts by the characters of Also, Bagels. Make sure to scroll down the homepage from now on to see them. Enjoy! Pud’s Top 10 Reasons for not liking being a C.E.O, in some such grammar.
Many ppl think that being the boss over a bunch of people is cool because you get to tell them what to do and go on fancy business meetings and whatever. But this is why I didn’t like it:
1. Caviar, while stereotyped as a delicacy on cartoons and then they spit it out and go “this is fish eggs?” and everyone laughs, is unavoidably fish eggs.
2. Having my own Yacht is NOT like haveing a house that’s just out at sea, because it rocks like any other boat and then I get caviar all over my suit jacket.
3. Being on the top floor of a skyscraper, alone in the room, with no noise or distractions, you can’t help but feel the entire building swaying beneath you. REALLY SCARY! 
Usually it’s cuz some1 on the 4th floor flushed the toilet.
4. I fought and fought to keep my old cell-phone, which has sentamentil value cause my best friend and I got it from this really crazy gangster guy. But they wouldnt let me keep my old phone cause it is a security infringamalation or WHAT EVER. lol
5. My final reason for not likeing being a C.E.O is that you have to do a lot more work and a lot more covering up all the coruption that your doing and the extra cool stuff you get to do is not worth the sleepless nights.
Ok ttyl