About
Pud Bartholemew
Pud is a blob of undying optimism,
which wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t
so genuinely annoying. He may
grow on you, if you find that sort
of thing adorable. Being born of wealthy
parents did not relieve Pud of
immaturity or insanity.
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Blubford Blubford
Blubford is a strange bird, weird
further by the fact that he’s a seal.
Blubford works night security
and does not sleep, and his
surrealistic subconscious proves intriguing.
He’s also a mixed bag of Phni-induced
mutations. His passive demeanor
proves him a valuable friend and
an inexpensive guinea pig.
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Professor Phni
Phni is an overly curious, seemingly
jovial, limitedly funded scientist.
He seems really nice, which makes his
greedy and manipulating dark side a
bit of a buzzkill.
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Loxxe McCoullagh
Bagels’ sister Loxxe is a perfectly
nice independent girl with
lots on her plate, and she just
happens to like fire. If arson is a
crime, then lock her up.
Seriously, please.
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BU10Ne
When you’re at a
loss of dexterity, you build
a robot that can do the work
of your hands for you. Phni
built BU10NE (pronounced
“Butane”) to be efficient.
While that typically becomes
anti-productive, at least he’s
loyal, as far as robots go.
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Bagels McCoullagh
Also, him. Bagels has expressed an
interest in the workings of the sentient
mind, which serves as the only viable
reason he’s semi-voluntarily surrounded by
the previous individuals. Bagels posesses
the least eccentricities of those in his
house. The least.
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About The Author
Brookes Eggleston was born in 1992,
and shortly thereafter started Also, Bagels
in 2009. He homeschooled just long enough
for it to “be okay” that he “joke about that kind of
thing”. He currently lives in Westchester, New York,
and dabbles in Graphic Arts and 3D Animation.
Between his demanding career as an investment banker
and his four children is the center of a Venn diagram
that’s titled “Things that don’t exist”.