I know you’re an independent software company making an ad for a mac tech magazine, but my 8 year old cousin’s dog can write better copy. Does anybody really go through the trouble of trying to” feel” like an artist without a pencil?
Exclamations! I’ve restored the store to even new heights of glory, and now we’re using Google Checkout. No matter what those punks tell you, you only need to use a credit card. Not only can you acquire the very exciting Also, Bagels Volume One, but a brand new Blubford Pin Set! As an obligatory preachy reminder, I’m doin’ all the art (a lot of it) and web hosting and general entertainment for fun but also for free, and support is always appreciated. You’re all awesome! Checkitawlout
Also, have any questions? Requests? Lemmi know! I haven’t had a link to an email for awhile but here it is: email@example.com or also comment
The store is pseudo-temporarily down while I find alternatives to the one who will not be named as a checkout service. Maybe I’ll start my OWN band and rock even better than them! …Yeah!
So, hol’ up for just a bit if you want to buy a book. I also have a few more things to add to the store when it goes back up so, yay!
Popular emo band Death Cab for Cutie announced today, along with their Q2 earnings, plans for the definitive “sweet” creepy stalker album. “Many of our albums have gotten muddied with pleasant melodies that recall pleasant memories.” Said singer/songwriter Ben Gibbard. “We felt we were getting away from our true vision.” The album mixes such classic songs as “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” and “I Will Possess Your Heart” with new recordings. The title track “But What About The Universe” takes a quirky spin on the often-heard phrase “not if you were the last guy on earth.” When asked what his wife thought of the new collection, guitarist Chris Walla stated: “Hmm?”
The majority of the band’s fanbase is surprisingly female. “Most of them don’t actually examine the lyrics that closely.” Said Gibbard. “We try to use that to our advantage.” Gibbard was unavailable to comment when asked if he had ever actually talked to a girl.