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For the practical repurposing of a snowy landscape as an underground city

By BU10NE on January 6th, 2010
Posted In: Blog
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Early this morning, after efficiently recharging minor functions associated with stability control and internal motor functions [viewable on diagnosis spec form Epsilon 5.3.1.6], I observed, external-structurally, the sub-surface artifacts of an underground conduit. This peaked my newly installed curiousity pack, and brought me to investigate it’s purpose and origins. Most peculiar is the extremely fragile manner of it’s construction, relying soley on the frantic and exacerbating joviality of the water molecules responding to the current temperature. Surely not something an engineer could benefit from as profitable or long lasting. What I further was able to comprehend was that this underground construct was burrowed by a singular canid. Deploying a remote visual probe I explored this city, an expansive maze of translucent ceilings and walls. The acting Town Hall was scarcely remarkable in any way, but such is understandable in such a young civilization. What I found most impressive, however, was the existing Treasury. It is clear this civilization grew out of wealth, and one can only hope that it’s faulty construction will survive next Tuesday’s forecasted precipitation. The city’s vast supply of things that it’s canid, rodentian, and invertebrate populous surely treat as worthy currency. Another curious thing I found was the citizens of this place were small, unmoving, almost petrified. It would seem their trust in a temporarily solid building material is as misplaced as their trust that it won’t immobilize them. Fearing my own petrification, I returned inside, eager to find this covert civilization’s creator and dictator-by-size, hoping that it (classification, female) could breach it’s previous commitment to silence to answer some of my quandries. Unfortunately, my services were at that time required to conduct podiatristical hygiene.

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Top 10 reasons I didn’t like about being a C.E.O

By Pud on January 4th, 2010
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Many ppl think that being the boss over a bunch of people is cool because you get to tell them what to do and go on fancy business meetings and whatever. But this is why I didn’t like it:

1. Caviar, while stereotyped as a delicacy on cartoons and then they spit it out and go “this is fish eggs?” and everyone laughs, is unavoidably fish eggs.

2. Having my own Yacht is NOT like haveing a house that’s just out at sea, because it rocks like any other boat and then I get caviar all over my suit jacket.

3. Being on the top floor of a skyscraper, alone in the room, with no noise or distractions, you can’t help but feel the entire building swaying beneath you. REALLY SCARY! :( Usually it’s cuz some1 on the 4th floor flushed the toilet.

4. I fought and fought to keep my old cell-phone, which has sentamentil value cause my best friend and I got it from this really crazy gangster guy. But they wouldnt let me keep my old phone cause it is a security infringamalation or WHAT EVER. lol

5. My final reason for not likeing being a C.E.O is that you have to do a lot more work and a lot more covering up all the coruption that your doing and the extra cool stuff you get to do is not worth the sleepless nights.

Ok ttyl

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testing rss

By Bagels on December 23rd, 2009
Posted In: Blog

don’t mind me.

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